i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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