are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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