I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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