I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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