I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
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Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
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Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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