yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
