if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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