You just made me feel so damn special
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
my being single is dangerous.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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