I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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