Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
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He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
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Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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