we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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