his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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