Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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