Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
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i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
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I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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