Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
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According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I'm experimenting with sincerity
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