If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
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I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
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Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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