Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
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orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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