VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
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