Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
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