we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
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I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
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You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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