i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
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she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
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Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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