i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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