As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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