I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
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