Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
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We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
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Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I think my moral compass just broke
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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