You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
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I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
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sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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