But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
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Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
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Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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