just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
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Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
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Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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