my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
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He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
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Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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