I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
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