y did u give ur computer a hand job?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
But break dance skills will only take you so far
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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