Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
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There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
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We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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