he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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