this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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