Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
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Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
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I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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