All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
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Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
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You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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