All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
The ass gains better be worth it
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