Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
it hurts more in the daytime
where does the pee come out of this thing
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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