I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
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No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
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You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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