Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
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I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
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I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
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