giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know