I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
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the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
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I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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