There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
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come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
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I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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