no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Too much gin, very little bucket
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
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If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
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I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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