when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
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I need you to use more vowels.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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