as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
