I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
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