i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
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Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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