Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
she woke up with a sticky ear
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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