At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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