just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
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She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
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is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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