I wanna bring you to show and tell
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
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don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
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I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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