You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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