It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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