I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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