What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
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Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
This baby is an asshole
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
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Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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